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Why Mummy Doesn't Give a ...! (Hardback)

By Sims, Gill

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The further exasperating adventures of the hilarious Russell family. Though I'm wondering how many more f*cking `phases' I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me `it's just a phase!' for the... last fifteen bloody years! Not sleeping through the night is `just a phase!' Potty training and the associated accidents `is just a phase'. The tantrums of the terrible twos are `just a phase'. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All `just phases!' When do the `phases' end though? WHEN? Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly obstreperous, rather than chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts. Except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours, and there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.
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ISBN 9780008301255
Released NZ 17 Jun 2019
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Format Hardback
Availability
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ISBN-13 9780008301255
Stock Available
Status Indent title (internationally sourced), usually ships 4-6 weeks
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Imprint HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
Released 17 Jun 2019
Publication Country United Kingdom United Kingdom
Format Hardback
Author(s) By Sims, Gill
Category Modern Fiction
Humour
Number of Pages 352
Dimensions Width: 135mm
Height: 204mm
Spine: 32mm
Dewey Code 823.92
Weight 400g
Interest Age General Audience
Reading Age General Audience
Library of Congress FICTION / Humorous / General, FICTION / Biographical, HUMOR / Topic / Marriage & Family, FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Friendship, Lifestyle, sport and leisure / Humour
NBS Text General & Literary Fiction
ONIX Text General/trade

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