Wheelers Books

This title is firm sale. Please select carefully as returns are not accepted.

Sh*t My Dad Says

Sh*t My Dad Says (Audio CD / Audio, Unabridged edition)

By Halpern, Justin
Read by Schemmel, Sean

  • RRP: $25.99
  • $21.41
  • Save $4.58
  • In Stock US

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair, has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he b...egan to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking. The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two. Almost two million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
Read more

ISBN 9780062073402
Released NZ 30 Nov 2010
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Format Audio CD/Audio, Unabridged edition
Alternate Format(s) View All (2 other possible title(s) available)
Internationally sourced; ships 6-12 working days

Full details for this title

ISBN-13 9780062073402
Stock Available
Status Internationally sourced; ships 6-12 working days
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Imprint HarperCollins Publishers
Released 30 Nov 2010
Publication Country United States United States
Format Audio CD/Audio, Unabridged edition
Edition Unabridged edition
Author(s) By Halpern, Justin
Read by Schemmel, Sean
Category Audio / Visual (Audio books, Music, DVDs, CDROMs)
Award Winning
Essays, Journals, Letters & Other Prose Works
Family & Other Relationships: General
Number of Pages 3
Dimensions Width: 142mm
Height: 127mm
Spine: 18mm
Dewey Code 814.6
Weight 141g
Interest Age General Audience
Reading Age General Audience
Library of Congress Audiobooks, Fathers and sons - United States, Adult children, American wit and humor - 21st century, Humorists, American - 21st century
NBS Text Humour: Collections & General
ONIX Text General/trade