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Blockbuster author James Patterson delivers a genuinely hilarious - and surprisingly poignant - story of a wildly imaginative, one-of-a-kind kid that you won't soon forget. Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mi...x. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off. With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway - 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points! But when Rafe's game starts to catch up with him, he'll have to decide if winning is all that matters, or if he's finally ready to face the rules, bullies, and truths he's been avoiding. Read more
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In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take 'special' classes ...He also finds himself joining the school's football team - alongside his main tormenter, ...Miller the Killer! But Rafe has grand plans for a better year: first, he decides to start a super-secret art project that's sure to rock the school; then, if Rafe manages to make a play to save his team, he might have to deal with something completely new: popularity! Read more
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable - until Rafe spots his grandmother standing in the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. To help earn some money for the family, Rafe conc...octs a brilliant plan - a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge money-making neighbourhood empire. He'll even have extra cash to buy his own WormHole Deluxe Multi-Platform GameBox! That is, until two terrible twins launch the Great Dog War by sabotaging Rafe's flyers and stealing his customers. Plus, his bratty kid sister Georgia has skipped a grade - so now she's in all of Rafe's classes. Throw a kid a bone! Read more
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable - until Rafe spots his grandmother standing in the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. To help earn some money for the family, Rafe conc...octs a brilliant plan - a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge money-making neighbourhood empire. He'll even have extra cash to buy his own WormHole Deluxe Multi-Platform GameBox! That is, until two terrible twins launch the Great Dog War by sabotaging Rafe's flyers and stealing his customers. Plus, his bratty kid sister Georgia has skipped a grade - so now she's in all of Rafe's classes. Throw a kid a bone! Read more
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In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take 'special' classes ...He also finds himself joining the school's football team - alongside his main tormenter, ...Miller the Killer! But Rafe has grand plans for a better year: first, he decides to start a super-secret art project that's sure to rock the school; then, if Rafe manages to make a play to save his team, he might have to deal with something completely new: popularity! Read more
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Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at camp-until he finds out it's a summer school camp! Luckily, Rafe easily makes friends with his troublemaking cabin mates and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger-Eater, who puts up with... endless teasing from the other kids. Rafe soon realizes there's more to a person than a nickname, though. Read more
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It's Rafe Khatchadorian's first day at Hills Village Middle School, and it's shaping up to be the worst year ever. He has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix, but luckily he's got an ace plan for the best year ever--if only he can... pull it off. Illustrations. Read more
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The first books in four of Patterson's hilarious, bestselling kids' series are collected for the first time in a box set. Contains Middle School, the Worst Years of My Life, I Funny, Treasure Hunters, and Jacky Ha-Ha, along with a bonus chapter sampler of Max Einstein: The Genius... Experiment. Read more
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Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable-until Rafe spots his grandmother standing on the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. In order to help bring in more money, Rafe concocts a brilliant plan-a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge money-maki...ng neighborhood empire -- Read more
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In Kenny Wright's active imagination he's a world famous superhero, but in the real world he's a sixth grade Grandma's Boy whose struggles to fit in at his Washington D.C. inner city school will put his grades and family loyalty to the test --
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